Wacky Peerless faucet instructions

Amy and her boss were replacing a faucet yesterday.

They began by dutifully reading the instructions. Pretty soon they were laughing out loud at lines like “Good luck to you, and may all your coupling nuts turn freely,” and “Step 1G: Spit and drink a pop. See? We told you it was no fun to get that stuff in your mouth.”

There’s a PDF file of the printed instructions and also a Flash version at the PeerlessFaucet.com site.